sketchlock:

bckyb4rnes:

youngmushroom:

hwatlarry:

  • if you are a vegan
  • great!
  • tell me and i will never serve you meat and/or try to question you about it
  • but if you ever
  • ever
  • tell me that im a killer
  • or try to make me feel bad
  • for eating meat
  • i
  • will
  • eat
  • you

ok but consider this: you should feel bad.

ok but consider this: i WILL eat you

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monster mashing questions

  • ghost: what would you like on your tombstone?
  • dracula: are you afraid of aging? or death?
  • nosferatu: what, as a child, did you imagine went bump in the night?
  • creature from the black lagoon: what's your favorite place to go for a break? (eg vacation spot or comforting place, book, etc)
  • godzilla: what do you do when you are angry? are you ever destructive?
  • frankenstein's monster: when you fall apart, what pulls you back together?
  • the blob: do you collect anything? if so, what & why?
  • zombie: when was the last time you trusted your gut? was it successful?
  • mothra: what is something dangerous that attracts or fascinates you?
  • king kong: what are some questionable choices you've made lately?
  • alien: what is your strangest feature?
  • 50 ft woman: what is your most prominent strength?
  • witch: if you could magically change anything about yourself right now, what would it be and why?
  • cthulhu: do you like the ocean? why or why not?
  • nessie: have you ever felt invisible to people -- the feeling of not existing?
  • mutant spider: what is one of your biggest fears?
  • werewolf: if you could change into any nonhuman animal and back at will, what animal would you change into and why?
  • freddy kreuger: what is one of your worst nightmares?
  • jason voorhees: do you feel you are laughed at often? do you laugh at other people? if so, in what situations?
  • golem: if you could make up an imaginary friend, what would they be like and why?
  • leprechaun: what is your "pot of gold" (or white whale, if you'd rather)
  • sharktopus: what is something you've done that was ridiculous or a bad decision?
  • mummy: would you like to ever have children? why or why not?
  • robot: what is a habit you do without thinking?

burghers:

idk why people think school uniform is so bad it means you can get away with wearing the same thing everyday

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