I hate brushing my teeth at night because that signifies that you can’t have anymore food and I’m just never ready for that kind of commitment
as a serial killer my name would be the suspense so my victims would be like “oh no, the suspense is killing me” and we would both laugh right before i killed them
when someone you dont like texts you about their problems
When you try to think of a word and can only remember it in another language.
why are people so caught up in romanticizing the past? romanticize the future. there will be robots and slightly more equality
ok but what if like. werewolves transform under the full moon but theres just this one and by day hes a big tough guy and then when he transforms hes a tiny dog. just fucking. just fucking turns into the tiniest, fluffiest dog
imagine that howling at the moon
Truly a ferocious predator.
And lastly: (He’s the pack leader obviously)
the big wolves are his younger sisters
oh my fucking god it got better